“Vomit and Urine Right in Your Face” and Other Tales From the Text Box
Once upon sometime last year I was feeling lazy on the photo front and posted a collection of received text messages I found hiding in the bowels of my cellphone’s inbox because when taken out of context they were straight up amusing and sometimes even downright dirty (See “I Ate an Entire Box of Kraft Dinner Because I was so Depressed You Didn’t Call” and Other Tales From the Text Box). It’s time to do it again.
- “Love you, even with a moustache, pilot’s cap, and pounding on an organ.” – 7pm, August 27
- “So, I finally got the balls to look at my insurance … It ran out on the 11th … Oops.” – 10:01am, August 28
- “The Boner Brothers.” – 4:27pm, September 17
- “How are your leopard boobs?” – 2:21pm, September 30
- “You must’ve caught me in the shower (Insert your own graphic and/or erotic imagery).” – 8:15pm, October 14
- “Barring a horrible bus tragedy I’ll be there soon-ish” – 12:03pm, October 15
- “How goes the protest photoing? Any water hosing, excessive batonings, or tear gassing yet?” – 1:02pm, October 15
- “Damn you! I’m supposed to be indecisive and swayed by the majority!” – 7:46pm, October 15
- “Oh I can’t do Jackass. I didn’t even make it through the last 2 … They hurt the little bit of brain I have left.” – 8:00pm, October 16
- “Yep. Vomit and urine right in yer face.” – 8:10pm, October 16
- “Super dee duper, initiate pants sequence stat!” –10:46am, October 18
- “On my way. Take off your pants.” – 11:39am, October 24
- “Give him an ass cheek validation from me.” – 4:23pm, October 29
- “… And I have to poo.” – 5:40pm, October 30
- “I can’t believe your boobies are on the internet! Ahhhhh!” – 11:14pm, October 30
- “Ooo, I love hair panties.” – 12:54pm, November 14
- ” … I hate everything he does and his guitar playing makes me puke in my mouth.” – 9:55pm, November 17
- “[He] is violating the purples right now.” – 4:39pm, November 20
November 22nd, 2011 at 9:51 pm
I think I recognize a Bodnerism in there…
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:36 pm
There may even be two or three … The Bodnerism is one of my main sources of amusing textual tales.
November 24th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Ha haa, JP, what an interesting life you lead…!!