Confessions of a Superstore Spy
Once upon a Summer Tourcation our health forced us to high-tail it to the nearest walk-in-clinic …. Which just so happened to be located in the Real Canadian Superstore. Who knew ginormous superstores came equipped with Doctors these days? The alleged Doctor’s office was located on the second floor overlooking the entire store and overwhelmed by the behemoth below me I decided to try and fit it all into a panoramic image. While doing so I was approached by a suspicious manager who accused me of being a spy sent to collect photos for other big box competitors.
Although I will admit my sleuthing skills are unparalleled, I am most definitely not a Superstore spy … But Costco, if you’re reading this, for the right price I’d be willing to sell you the image below of the Real Canadian Superstore’s grocery department.
Click on the panorama to get a better look at the hypermarket abyss.
Small Matters
I read once that anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. I’d like to think that I’ve been seeing truth in small matters, but truthfully I’ve just had a camera and a lot of time of my hands.
Birdfeeder Spiral
Bottle
Sap
Sunset Spiderweb
Tomatoes
Wasp on a Mirror
Thunderstruck
Look at the Light in the Corner of the Room
For some reason this small series of photos makes me think of Dr. Creepy, my childhood eye doctor. Of course, his name wasn’t actually Dr. Creepy, but I secretly called him that because I got the hair-raising heebie creepies right down my spine every time he leaned in close with his eye examining implements and Disney character tie and said too slowly in his monotone Ben Stein voice,
“Look at the light in the corner of the room. Good. Now back at me”.


























