After failing to comply with our meager ransom note demands, we had no choice but to sneak into the house where the Moonshine Ramblers were sleeping, kidnap one of their members, lock him in the isolation chamber of the vangina, and put him to work in Miss Quincy’s chain gang.
Our human hostage has since escaped and is high-tailing it Eastwards … next time we’ll break out the handcuffs & leg irons.
As you may know, we are holding the Moonshine Ramblers’ guitars for ransom.
Here is an update on the hostage situation:
Dear Moonshine Ramblers,
The captives are alive and well and enjoying a day in Lethbridge at the Long & McQuade spa and onstage at The Slice. Our demands are still the same. If you ever want to see them again you’ll meet us tomorrow at the previously stated rendezvous point.
With love,
The Quincy Crew. xo.
This is the Moonshine Ramblers. We are currently holding their guitars hostage.
Here is a copy of the ransom note:
Dear Moonshine Ramblers,
This is a ransom note. If you ever want to see your precious Gibson SG and Woodland Pro Parlour Spruce HG guitars again you will agree to the following:
As you can see in the photos below, we have changed the strings on the guitars and have been having our way with them … and will continue to do so if you do not comply with our demands.
With love,
The Quincy Crew. xo.
P.S. You’d better hurry, the SG is starting to enjoy our attentions.
You're perusing the phlog of Canadian soul-stealer & light-painter Jodie Ponto. Her website lives here: www.jodieponto.com.
