For the record, Lindsay Pratt is the woman I would marry if:
1.) She would let me have the occasional fling with the pool boy,
2.) She didn’t already have a manfriend, and
3.) She wasn’t moving to the Kootenays.
However, this love has not blinded me to fact that something strange, something suscpicious, and maybe even something downright supernatural occurred at her Going Away Bash at Tim n’ Tycs in Fort St. John yesterday night.
A fierce force was unleashed in the finale of her set, suddenly firing off a superstorm and causing lighting to strike the pole across the street, in turn killing the power and prompting a impromptu candle-lit acoustic show.
I know over the years many people have speculated about the possibility of Lindsay Pratt being a witch, what with her night black hair and banshee cackle and affection for brooms. Now, I’m not claiming she was stirring up spells in her cauldron or suggesting we rush right out and burn her … I’m just laying out the witchy facts and photos for you so you can make your own judgments on whether she should be taken to the stones, stocks, or stakes.
Staying hidden in the shadows so we don’t see her true face?
Have you ever met a human being who lets out such supernatural wails before?
Summoning up the superstorm with subtle secret hand spells?
Basking in the winds of the superstorm she created?